Less Time For Murder Mug

For couples who express love through dark humour and questionable jokes. This mug pairs a bold Valentine’s message with a splattered heart design and a line that’s equal parts alarming and affectionate. Perfect for partners who know it’s all love really, just with a very twisted sense of humour. Ideal for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who prefers their romance sarcastic rather than soppy.

Details:

• White ceramic mug

• Dishwasher and microwave safe

• Perfect gift for partners with a dark sense of humour

• Not romantic in the traditional sense, but absolutely honest

• Holds enough tea or coffee to remind you why they’re still your favourite person